I need to start going to bed when I’m tired
June 2013
my mom tells me i need to masturbate more and have more casual sex
my dad tells me i need to break the law more often and get into trouble
what is wrong with me
yes to the first
lmao its always the crustiest and wackest of white boys who are quick to say that they dont date women of color like theres a long ass line of fine black women at their door desperate to ask for their cool ranch dorito stained hand in marriage
referring to sex as “the sex” forever
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
my aunt has a king sized bed that takes up an entire room
gr8 for orgies, but mostly great for tumbling
uh please pelt me with sticks and stones cause i can’t handle words
I make some incred vegan burritos
“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”
—John C. Moffi (via fawun)
call me maybe was such an excellent song
“I find it kind of revolting that women are more comfortable around gay males then straight men or men they don’t know. They are so comfortable around gay men because we’re not a threat. They don’t have to worry about us doing anything unsavory to them. That’s how deep Rape Culture is ingrained into the psyche of our society.”
—Some Thoughts (via keviinmeow)
I like, actually have a butt now
